A pirate walked into a bar with a ship's helm on his junk. The bartender said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize you've got a giant steering wheel on your johnson?" The pirate responded, "AARGH! It's driving me nuts!"
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Pirate walks into a bar, bartender says, "What's that paper towel doing on your head?" The pirate says, "Aye, I've got a bounty on me head!"
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Halloween nite (trick or treat) little guy dressed as a pirate knocks on neighbors door , neighbor eyeballs the little pirate , ask's where are your buckeneers. Kid answers under me buckin hat!
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How does a pirate get his mast up?He uses a wench! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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A pirate walks in a bar.
Bartender:"Captain, how did you get that peg leg?"
Pirate: "A mighty shark bit it off"
Bartender: "And Captain, how did you come to have a hook for a hand?"
Pirate: "Some scurvy dog hacked it off but I sent him to Davy Jone's locker with my sword"
Bartender: "And that eye patch, Captain. How did you lose your eye?"
Pirate: "A seagull pooped in my eye."
Bartender: "I didn't know seagull poop made you blind"
Pirate: "It doesn't , it was my first day with the hook."
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What do you call a Russian pirate?
A czAARRRGGH!!!
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I thought they were funny.
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Pirate walks into a bar, bartender says, "What's that paper towel doing on your head?" The pirate says, "Aye, I've got a bounty on me head!"
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Halloween nite (trick or treat) little guy dressed as a pirate knocks on neighbors door , neighbor eyeballs the little pirate , ask's where are your buckeneers. Kid answers under me buckin hat!
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How does a pirate get his mast up?He uses a wench! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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A pirate walks in a bar.
Bartender:"Captain, how did you get that peg leg?"
Pirate: "A mighty shark bit it off"
Bartender: "And Captain, how did you come to have a hook for a hand?"
Pirate: "Some scurvy dog hacked it off but I sent him to Davy Jone's locker with my sword"
Bartender: "And that eye patch, Captain. How did you lose your eye?"
Pirate: "A seagull pooped in my eye."
Bartender: "I didn't know seagull poop made you blind"
Pirate: "It doesn't , it was my first day with the hook."
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What do you call a Russian pirate?
A czAARRRGGH!!!
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I thought they were funny.
