No.... but you should have a warning label ....
November to remember and chit chat
- Thread starter jujubeans
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Holy crap the wind is just crazy out there !
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I just waved as I drove by. Headed north on 39.
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jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
An illegal alien from Mexico, an illegal Islamic alien from Syria, and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand.
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.
"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said, "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish apiece."
Pointing at the Mexican, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."
The Mexican studied for a moment then said, "I weesh for enough Chebby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!"
Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach.
The Syrian said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah."
Poof! It was done! Ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.
Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?
The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.
The Redneck said, "Just give me a beer. It doesn't get any better than this!"
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.
"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said, "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish apiece."
Pointing at the Mexican, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."
The Mexican studied for a moment then said, "I weesh for enough Chebby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!"
Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach.
The Syrian said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah."
Poof! It was done! Ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.
Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?
The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.
The Redneck said, "Just give me a beer. It doesn't get any better than this!"
jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
Looks like you might get wet....
Dinner in Bowling Green then got 6 hours to go the last 150 miles
Just drove thru west Texas. Wind at 30mph with gusts OVER 50. Several times pushed from right lane to left lane. White knuckle driving!
Sweetest load ever! 400# of Chocolate covered popcorn. Texas to Washington (the state). 1750 miles at $1 per + $500 FSC, then a backhaul from Oregon to Battle Creek.
Today as well!
N. baltimore to Muncie, IN.
Hey, Worn Out...that'll cover Yer rear winders! Glad for Ya!
Well I got a call last minute from where another driver cancelled on a load Monday night and did Florence, KY to Wayne, MI...then went over to Kent, OH for a basketball game and now loaded Kent, OH to N Charleston, SC for 8 am delivery.
Nice.....so about Texas again? LOL