MOR!
MORNING SURPRISE!
A Chief's wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing the Chief's usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the night shirt that she normally sleeps in.
As the Chief walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly......
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
The Chiefs eyes lit up and he thought,......
"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment,
The Chief embraced her and gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.....
The Chief was so excited it took all but two minutes and it was over.....
Afterwards the wife said,.......
"Thanks," and returned to the stove, her nightshirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, the Chief asked,......
"What was that all about?"
The wife explained,........
"The egg timer's broken."
MORNING SURPRISE!
A Chief's wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing the Chief's usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the night shirt that she normally sleeps in.
As the Chief walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly......
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
The Chiefs eyes lit up and he thought,......
"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment,
The Chief embraced her and gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.....
The Chief was so excited it took all but two minutes and it was over.....
Afterwards the wife said,.......
"Thanks," and returned to the stove, her nightshirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, the Chief asked,......
"What was that all about?"
The wife explained,........
"The egg timer's broken."
