Miracle ointment

Jenny

Veteran Expediter
Makes me think of how many people have looked at me cockeyed when I have recommended them to use witch hazel or drawing salve.

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skyraider

Veteran Expediter
US Navy
Well, maybe not truly a miracle, however, if you have a cut or scrape and put this on it you'll be amazed how quickly it heals.

Eucerin Aquaphor Healing Ointment

I got 6 jars of that stuff 2 weeks ago. Used all 6 at once, coated myself all over, drank 2 bottles of Scotch, looked in the mirror 2 hours later and saw Clark Gable. Those jars did the trick..........................
 

zorry

Veteran Expediter
Clark Gable is withered up now.

Or like the old joke

You look like a million dollars-all green and wrinkled
 
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