Joke

Coco

Seasoned Expediter
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on,
you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
 

Pappy

Expert Expediter
I know exactly what happened! Before the rain storm in the produce department lightening struck the out-house

Pappy :( :( :(
 
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