It's an Expediter's Life - Win $50!

[ntimevan]

First Bill was promising 3000 miles a week , now he's trying to Land his first big account. .

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[zorry]

Yeah, he's a fine Irish lad.
Ought to be a natural for this business.
Bill, Bill O'Lading I believe his mum named him.

 

[ntimevan]

I at first thought that big thing in the air was the Florence water tower. ..

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[BigCat]

This was bill's plumbing yesterday and an expedite company today!

 

[21cExp]

This was bill's plumbing yesterday and an expedite company today!

HA! That's the best one yet.

 

[zorry]

See that hose running into the office from the blimp ?
Now you know where his recruiters get all that hot air.

 

[zorry]

Deleted. Self- censorship.

 

[zorry]

Bill won 2 million dollars in the lottery last month.
Figures he can expedite for ten years a retire with a million bucks.

 

[ntimevan]

Huh ....last year this place was a Democratic campaign headquarters. ..

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[Lawrence]

. "Good Year? You gotta hand it to Bill, he's always thinking positive!"

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Please contact Carol Hill [email protected] and she will get you your prizes!

Thanks everyone for your participation!

 

[21cExp]

Well dang, thank you thank you.

That's a lot of credit at TA...free TA meals on me for any other caption contestant if we're ever in the same place at the same time, 'til both prize cards are used up.

 

[Ragman]

Congratulations! You're punch line has been chosen again!

What do you mean again? Oh I see, the fix was in!

 

[zorry]

Lesson learned is there is a difference between a bunch of comedians and a bunch of comedy writers.

 

[21cExp]

What do you mean again? Oh I see, the fix was in!

Yeah, me and chill are tight...

No, I'll refrain from entering next time. After that, it's game on!

 

[stonewolf]

It's that time again!

Post your funniest "punch-line" and if we publish yours, you'll win a $50 TA Card!

We'll choose a winner within the first 24 hours of this post.

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They musta raised the price of showers agin!?!

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[Ragman]

Yeah, me and chill are tight...

No, I'll refrain from entering next time. After that, it's game on!

Don't quit now, go for the triple.

 

[21cExp]

No, I'll refrain from entering next time. After that, it's game on!

Don't quit now, go for the triple.

Oooh...the coveted EO Triple Crown of Captions ... that would really look nice on the mantle above the fireplace in my van.

Naw, there probably should be a rule like radio contests have, that if you've won something in the last sixty days, please wait.

 

[Opel2010]

It's that time again!

Post your funniest "punch-line" and if we publish yours, you'll win a $50 TA Card!

We'll choose a winner within the first 24 hours of this post.

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Wow, it says that you posted it on Dec 31, 1969...

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