jaminjim
Veteran Expediter
Condom packages.
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?â€
The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.â€
“Oh I see,†replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.â€
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.â€
The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.â€
“Cool!†says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks “Then who are these for?â€
“Those are for college men,†the dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.â€
“WOW!†exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses these?†he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, one for April................."
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?â€
The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.â€
“Oh I see,†replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.â€
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.â€
The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.â€
“Cool!†says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks “Then who are these for?â€
“Those are for college men,†the dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.â€
“WOW!†exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses these?†he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, one for April................."