jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
We should do this to the mosque that they are going to build in VA Beach,
because it is too close to the Oceana Navy Base and the residents don't want
it in their neighborhood!
Biggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says, "I
am truly perplexed that so many
of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it
should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their
religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to
promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call
one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a
topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
to that an open-pit barbecue
pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins
in the window modeling the goods." "Next door to the lingerie shop there
would be room for an adult sex toy shop,
"Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side
a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us." Yes we should promote
tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not
laughing or smiling at this point...
It is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to
put your camel to bed!
because it is too close to the Oceana Navy Base and the residents don't want
it in their neighborhood!
Biggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says, "I
am truly perplexed that so many
of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it
should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their
religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to
promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call
one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a
topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
to that an open-pit barbecue
pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins
in the window modeling the goods." "Next door to the lingerie shop there
would be room for an adult sex toy shop,
"Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side
a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us." Yes we should promote
tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not
laughing or smiling at this point...
It is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to
put your camel to bed!
