Maxine's Guide to aging :
I'm at the age where I need my own warning label..
I've reached the age where anyone younger than me is a punk..
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old...as long as buys him a few drinks first
Gray hair is a neutral color that goes with everything.
wrinkles around the eyes make you look happy
how to prevent sagging ? eat till the wrinkles fill out
At my age checks are the only things I've got that bounce
I still got it-but nobody wants to see it
I'd get a facelift-but then it would'nt match my body
I don't iron. If I'm not wrinkle free, why should my clothes be
I think I'm wearing a ''wonder where they went''bra
with age comes wisdom. And, of course, hot flashes you could toast marshmallows on
We may be older, but we're still '''wonders of nature'' yEAH, WE WONDER WHAT THE HECK NATURES'S DOING TO US
I think I reached my sexpiration date !
It's fire prevention week. If you have a hot flash...STOP,DROP AND ROLL
forget the car.. I just hope I start every morning.
Here is a tip..as you get older; Never wear a hearing aid, because if you do, people expect you to listen to them
hot flashes? think of it as your inner child playing with matches
Far as I'm concerned, mother nature can keep the change
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our girls. The bad news is they have to squat down first
as we get older-strip poker ain't our game
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffemaker
Hope you enjoyed a Giggle
I'm at the age where I need my own warning label..
I've reached the age where anyone younger than me is a punk..
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old...as long as buys him a few drinks first
Gray hair is a neutral color that goes with everything.
wrinkles around the eyes make you look happy
how to prevent sagging ? eat till the wrinkles fill out
At my age checks are the only things I've got that bounce
I still got it-but nobody wants to see it
I'd get a facelift-but then it would'nt match my body
I don't iron. If I'm not wrinkle free, why should my clothes be
I think I'm wearing a ''wonder where they went''bra
with age comes wisdom. And, of course, hot flashes you could toast marshmallows on
We may be older, but we're still '''wonders of nature'' yEAH, WE WONDER WHAT THE HECK NATURES'S DOING TO US
I think I reached my sexpiration date !
It's fire prevention week. If you have a hot flash...STOP,DROP AND ROLL
forget the car.. I just hope I start every morning.
Here is a tip..as you get older; Never wear a hearing aid, because if you do, people expect you to listen to them
hot flashes? think of it as your inner child playing with matches
Far as I'm concerned, mother nature can keep the change
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our girls. The bad news is they have to squat down first
as we get older-strip poker ain't our game
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffemaker
Hope you enjoyed a Giggle
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