theoldprof
Veteran Expediter
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplaceexpensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for SocialSecurity. The woman behind the
counter asked me for my driver's licenseto verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home andcome back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at theSocial Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gottendisability, too' And then the fight started..... *********************************************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and Ikept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at anearby table. My
wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took todrinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear shehasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started.....
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplaceexpensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started.... ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for SocialSecurity. The woman behind the
counter asked me for my driver's licenseto verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home andcome back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at theSocial Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gottendisability, too' And then the fight started..... *********************************************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and Ikept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at anearby table. My
wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took todrinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear shehasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started.....
