theoldprof
Veteran Expediter
GO GIT CHA MOMMA
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling
around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I
ain't
never seen anything like
that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in
a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched the small circular number
above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse
order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
.... 'Boy................
...go git cha Momma..............
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling
around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I
ain't
never seen anything like
that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in
a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched the small circular number
above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse
order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
.... 'Boy................
...go git cha Momma..............
