nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a
lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny
decides that after their wedding she and
Roger should have separate bedrooms,
because she is concerned that her new but
aged husband may over-exert himself if they
spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares
herself for bed and the expected knock
on the door. Sure enough the
knock comes, the door opens and
there is Roger, her 85-year-old
groom, ready for action. They unite
as one. All goes well, Roger takes
leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears
another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Roger, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newly weds are
done, Roger kisses his bride, bids
her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but,
aha, you guessed it - Roger is back
again, rapping on the door and is
as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they
enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave
again, his young bride says to him,
'I am thoroughly impressed that at
your age you can perform so well
and so often. I have been with guys
less than a third of your age who
were only good once. You are truly
a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed,
turns to Jenny and says: 'You
mean I was here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, an
oldtimer's memory has its
advantages.
lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny
decides that after their wedding she and
Roger should have separate bedrooms,
because she is concerned that her new but
aged husband may over-exert himself if they
spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares
herself for bed and the expected knock
on the door. Sure enough the
knock comes, the door opens and
there is Roger, her 85-year-old
groom, ready for action. They unite
as one. All goes well, Roger takes
leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears
another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Roger, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newly weds are
done, Roger kisses his bride, bids
her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but,
aha, you guessed it - Roger is back
again, rapping on the door and is
as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they
enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave
again, his young bride says to him,
'I am thoroughly impressed that at
your age you can perform so well
and so often. I have been with guys
less than a third of your age who
were only good once. You are truly
a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed,
turns to Jenny and says: 'You
mean I was here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, an
oldtimer's memory has its
advantages.
