Fixing the White House fence

LDB

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. That's $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the regime works.
 

zorry

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I live near the nudist camps in Roselawn, In.
There's been reports of a hole in south fence.
From what I hear the police are looking into it.
 

spongebox1

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I live near the nudist camps in Roselawn, In.
There's been reports of a hole in south fence.
From what I hear the police are looking into it.

That actually made me laugh.

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OntarioVanMan

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. That's $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the regime works.

That joke is so old it probably dates in Trumans days.....Leo probably voted for him....LOL
 

LDB

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You may remember voting in the Truman election but I'm not as old as you. :p
 
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