Dumb Kid

[theoldprof]

>> A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
>> 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'
>>
>>
>> The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
>> then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?
>>
>> The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
>>
>> 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'
>>
>> Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
>> the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you
>> take the
>> quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
>>
>> The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar,
>> the
>> game's over!'

 

[ratwell71]

>> A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
>> 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'
>>
>>
>> The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
>> then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?
>>
>> The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
>>
>> 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'
>>
>> Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
>> the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you
>> take the
>> quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
>>
>> The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar,
>> the
>> game's over!'

You got to love it. Not so dumb after all, heh? Thanks for the laugh.