Dog Chow & Walley World.

iceroadtrucker · Jan 20, 2008

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's hiney and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Now that WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

No Chains Allowed.

nightcreacher · Jan 27, 2008

thats radical,im on the floor laughing

butterfly610 · Jan 27, 2008

That's so funny!!! Isn't it funny how some people don't ever realize when someone is telling them a joke? They just look all surprised, with this "Oh my gosh" face? Good one...

arkjarhead · Jan 27, 2008

That is funny. Speaking of dog food they are more particular about it than human food. I was pulling a hopper bottom for a friend just helping him out while he had an open truck. I was taking a load of rice to a dog fod plant in Lebanon,TN. The plant refused the load. I called dispatch. They called me back a couple of hours later and said deliver to Kraft Foods in Dover, Delaware. I knew for sure they would reject it. They sampled the load, and gladly took it.

Falligator · Jan 27, 2008

I remember actually eating dog food when i was about 6 yrs old. I can't remember the brand but it was actually pretty good. I ended up in the hospital b/c i was always scratching my rear and the doctor said that I had worms from eating the dog food. At least I know I am older (and hopefully wiser). The only thing I've been eating lately is the dollar menu at Micky D's. Make sure you're kids ain't eating the dog food!