1. Take all of the ashtrays out of the truck stops, restaurants, and other public places and replace them with literature displaying pictures of lungs with small cell carcinoma or patients who are coughing up blood with pieces of lung tissue.
2. Prohibit the sale of beer, wine and liquor and put up posters with pictures of intestinal surgery and colostomy appliances being attached to the abdominal area.
3. Yank all of the cosmetics from the store shelves and replace them with information about skin cancer.
4. Require all women to watch 24 hours of videos that show the effects of cervical cancer as the result of having multiple unprotected partners.
5. Close down all tanning parlors and require UV 50+ skin protection before being allowed on a public beach.
6. Shut down all the manufacturers of trans fatty acids; therefore, bring about the cessation of French fries, fried pies, doughnuts, etc.
6. Run all the ERA fascists out of the country because have duped women into believing that they have the same right to increase their chances of getting cancer just as we stupid men have done for years.