NoProblem
Expert Expediter
A man was preparing to take a healthy "Number 2" in a turnpike restroom. After plopping on the seat, he heard a voice from the next stall say, "Hi, how are you?" The man was modest, definitely not the type to start a conversation from a bathroom stall with strangers. He wondered what evil intent lurked...what dark motive.
He shocked himself when he blurted out, "Doin' just fine."
There was a pause. The next stall voice then said, "So what are you up to?" This was definitely a "move," the man thought. Suddenly, "Bubba" wasn't fictional. He was over there. The man strained to complete his mission before "Bubba" came over to finish his.
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" (Why had he said that? What was wrong with him?)
"Can I come over?" The frightened man hurriedly said that, no, he was much too busy for him to come over.
Then the scary voice from the next booth said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's some dumb--- in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
He shocked himself when he blurted out, "Doin' just fine."
There was a pause. The next stall voice then said, "So what are you up to?" This was definitely a "move," the man thought. Suddenly, "Bubba" wasn't fictional. He was over there. The man strained to complete his mission before "Bubba" came over to finish his.
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" (Why had he said that? What was wrong with him?)
"Can I come over?" The frightened man hurriedly said that, no, he was much too busy for him to come over.
Then the scary voice from the next booth said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's some dumb--- in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions!"