nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
> Who said men don't remember anniversaries?
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> A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
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> She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
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> She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
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> He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
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> She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
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> "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
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> "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
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> The husband looks up from is coffee,
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> "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
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> The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
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> "Yes I do," she replies.
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> The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
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> "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
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> Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
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> The husband continued.
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> "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
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> "I remember that too" she replied softly.
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> He wiped another tear from his cheek and said..."I would have gotten out today."
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