nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
A woman meets an attractive man in a bar and asks him what he is drinking.
Magic Beer, he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy so she walks around the bar but after
realizing there's no one else worth talking to, she goes back to
the guy and asks, That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?
Yes it is, I'll show you.
He takes a drink, jumps out the window, flies around
the building three times and comes back thru the window.
The lady can't believe it: I bet you can't do that again.
He takes another drink, jumps out the window, flies around
the building three times, and comes back again.
She is so amazed she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy
asks the bartender to give the lady one of what he's having.
She gets her drink, takes a gulp, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, I know you're Superman but
you're a real ******* when you're drunk.
Magic Beer, he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy so she walks around the bar but after
realizing there's no one else worth talking to, she goes back to
the guy and asks, That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?
Yes it is, I'll show you.
He takes a drink, jumps out the window, flies around
the building three times and comes back thru the window.
The lady can't believe it: I bet you can't do that again.
He takes another drink, jumps out the window, flies around
the building three times, and comes back again.
She is so amazed she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy
asks the bartender to give the lady one of what he's having.
She gets her drink, takes a gulp, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, I know you're Superman but
you're a real ******* when you're drunk.
