letzrockexpress
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Chef shows up with a pair of tongs and a pickle jar full of...
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DougTravels
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Hot Sauce and a bag of pork rinds, Chef announced that this is the cure for the Swine Flu!
With the mushrooms taking effect on the now Enormus Star, Highway sees 2 Chefs, a giant sack of pork rinds, and a 55 gallon drum of hot sauce hovering over him he totally loses control and.............
With the mushrooms taking effect on the now Enormus Star, Highway sees 2 Chefs, a giant sack of pork rinds, and a 55 gallon drum of hot sauce hovering over him he totally loses control and.............
letzrockexpress
Veteran Expediter
Suddenly an enormous blast knocks everyone standing to the ground. Chef's white Bolt Express van has erupted in a fireball. All the ammo in the back is exploding....pop! pop! pop!...and wouldn't you know it, but.......
inkasnana
Expert Expediter
all the ammo shells had been filled with popping corn! The fluffy white stuff was flying all over the place! It looked like Christmas! Everyone stared at the popcorn in wonderment for a minute and then all started running around trying to catch it in their hands and mouths, laughing with childlike glee.
Highway star was flopping around as best he could, trying to break free of the restraints while catching as much popcorn as his mouth would hold, which was quite a lot considering how big his mouth was at the time!
Moot suddenly appeared above Higway star, shaking his head in disgust. "Really," he said, "is this any way for a grown man to act? Grow up man! We've got work to do!" Having said that, he pulled a small bottle from his pocket and opened it. "Here," he said, "drink this." Giving Moot a rather irritated look Highway star did the only thing he could at the moment. He opened his big mouth and lay waiting for Moot to dump the contents of the bottle in. As the seemingly few drops of liquid (well it didn't seem like much compared to his big mouth you see) trickled in, a fascinating transformation began to take place. Highway star started to..
Highway star was flopping around as best he could, trying to break free of the restraints while catching as much popcorn as his mouth would hold, which was quite a lot considering how big his mouth was at the time!
Moot suddenly appeared above Higway star, shaking his head in disgust. "Really," he said, "is this any way for a grown man to act? Grow up man! We've got work to do!" Having said that, he pulled a small bottle from his pocket and opened it. "Here," he said, "drink this." Giving Moot a rather irritated look Highway star did the only thing he could at the moment. He opened his big mouth and lay waiting for Moot to dump the contents of the bottle in. As the seemingly few drops of liquid (well it didn't seem like much compared to his big mouth you see) trickled in, a fascinating transformation began to take place. Highway star started to..
DougTravels
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return to his normal size, Moots antidote quickly fixed his proportions but done nothing for his tripping out. Highway started to flip out he looked up to Moot and yelled "Hey floaty dude what ...........
letzrockexpress
Veteran Expediter
This'll be the day that I die....Which was kinda of strange because originally it was good ole' boys who sang those words. just then Dougtravels showed up and.....
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DougTravels
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grabed one of the lilliputans and picked him up. The Lilliputan started yelling "we're doomed, we'll never make it" thats when.....
mypie
Seasoned Expediter
the Lilliputan bit Doug on the hand. Doug shouted, "Ouch, you little bugger!" Releasing the Lilliputan and dropping him on the ground. Doug, tried catching him and chasing him around, but couldn't tell which one was him. {The double vision being caused as a result from a past addiction to glue sniffing, although Doug no longer sniffed glue he had permanent brain damage because of it.}
Then Lilliputan ran over his shoe, round and round, and then right up his pant leg - which tickled Doug quite a lot! Doug dropped to the ground shaking his leg and laughing histerically! Just then
the Lilliputan arrived in Doug's crotch! After the initial shock, he actually (secretly) liked it. Hmmmm, Doug thought, that feels kinda warm and fuzzy. So, Doug now sitting on the ground takes his hands and places them on the insides of his thighs, trapping the poor little Lilliputan right in the crotch of his pants.
To the rest of the heros this was quite a sight. Doug's crotch was jumping, and bouncing. Bouncing and jumping. Jumping and bouncing some more and all the while Doug just sat there grinning from ear-to-ear totally unaware (and not really caring) that his enjoyment was being observed by the entire team of heros. And, if you listened really carefully you could hear the tiniest of voices saying "Let me outta here. Let me outta here. Let me outta here. It stinks."
Then, Highway, staggers over to Doug, slaps him across the back and says, "snap out of it boy!" But, Highway, still tripping on mushrooms also trips on Doug sending them both tumbling down a very steep hill. First Highway, then Doug, then Highway, then Doug, then Highway again in a great big ball rolling down the hill and being chased the entire group of heros. Where they came to a sudden and abrupt stop at the trunk of a tree, sending the poor little Lilliputan sailing through the air and splat right into a pond.
Then Doug yells at Highway, "Man, don't you know better than to interrupt a man when he's just about to . . . "
Then Lilliputan ran over his shoe, round and round, and then right up his pant leg - which tickled Doug quite a lot! Doug dropped to the ground shaking his leg and laughing histerically! Just then
the Lilliputan arrived in Doug's crotch! After the initial shock, he actually (secretly) liked it. Hmmmm, Doug thought, that feels kinda warm and fuzzy. So, Doug now sitting on the ground takes his hands and places them on the insides of his thighs, trapping the poor little Lilliputan right in the crotch of his pants. To the rest of the heros this was quite a sight. Doug's crotch was jumping, and bouncing. Bouncing and jumping. Jumping and bouncing some more and all the while Doug just sat there
grinning from ear-to-ear totally unaware (and not really caring) that his enjoyment was being observed by the entire team of heros. And, if you listened really carefully you could hear the tiniest of voices saying "Let me outta here. Let me outta here. Let me outta here. It stinks."Then, Highway, staggers over to Doug, slaps him across the back and says, "snap out of it boy!" But, Highway, still tripping on mushrooms also trips on Doug sending them both tumbling down a very steep hill. First Highway, then Doug, then Highway, then Doug, then Highway again in a great big ball rolling down the hill and being chased the entire group of heros. Where they came to a sudden and abrupt stop at the trunk of a tree, sending the poor little Lilliputan sailing through the air and splat right into a pond.
Then Doug yells at Highway, "Man, don't you know better than to interrupt a man when he's just about to . . . "
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letzrockexpress
Veteran Expediter
breed a liliputan with a Keebler elf?" Doug reached up into the tree attempting to grab one of the elusive cookie makers. As he was feeling around, something clamped down on his pinky finger!. Quickly yanking his hand out of the tree, he couldn't hardly believe it when....
when layoutshooter came outta the tree with a bag of cookies in one hand and a keebler elf in the other and said, get back or the elf gets it. then no one will have any cookies.
The group was shocked to see Layout in such a disturbed state. Inkasana sent a text to Gordon Liddy. She knew he'd be able to talk Layout back to reality. Liddy showed up with the Scantily Clad Fuel Attendants, all of them packing very impressive weapons. Ahhh, guns, that is. Seeing this had an immediate calming effect on Layout. He let the Elf go and...
mypie
Seasoned Expediter
grabbed himself a scantilly clad fuel attendant, who slapped him across the face spinning him like a screw into the ground up to his neck. That's when Layshooter said shaking his head slightly, "damb, I like fiesty! Where ya going? C'mon back over here."
As the illusive scantilly clad fuel attendant walk away.
That's when Layshooter realized the real pickle he was in barried up to his neck and unable to move, and to top it all off in desperate need of a bathroom!
As the illusive scantilly clad fuel attendant walk away.
That's when Layshooter realized the real pickle he was in barried up to his neck and unable to move, and to top it all off in desperate need of a bathroom!
with all the camotion and {water} layout finally got his senses back . then all of a sudden the very angry cookie elf unleashed his furry on the still outta sorts highway, while his unprotected parts were still viable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DougTravels
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Highway just laid back and said "these shrooms are the bomb daddeo" With that he pulled the half eaten baggie out of his pocket and tried to finish them off but........
letzrockexpress
Veteran Expediter
it was too late. OVM had already put them on the pizza he was cooking, along with some canadian bacon, in his toaster oven. OVM was feeling a little light headed from the aroma coming from the toaster oven, but he didn't know what it was. He stepped out of the sprinter for some fresh air for just a moment and wouldn't ya know it......
