Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated long-legged well endowed cheerleaders, hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and had engine blocks on his kitchen table and gearboxes in his living room.......such style....never heard whining or criticism, and never paid child support or alimony, and watched sports, porn, or anything he dang well liked all weekend, shot guns, cleaned house only when the ashtrays were overflowing, ate spam and potato chipswith beans and broke enormous window shaking wind, and all his friends and family thought he was way cool. He drove a Lamboghini Murcielego, had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up......
The End
The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated long-legged well endowed cheerleaders, hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and had engine blocks on his kitchen table and gearboxes in his living room.......such style....never heard whining or criticism, and never paid child support or alimony, and watched sports, porn, or anything he dang well liked all weekend, shot guns, cleaned house only when the ashtrays were overflowing, ate spam and potato chipswith beans and broke enormous window shaking wind, and all his friends and family thought he was way cool. He drove a Lamboghini Murcielego, had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up......
The End
