45 cents change

[nightcreacher]

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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Allen! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."



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Her mother says, "You're married to Allen, a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
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[Kyle06]

lol that was good

 

[Ragman]

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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Allen! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."



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Her mother says, "You're married to Allen, a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
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Oy Vey, I'm laughing my kishkas off!