As a father of daughters I can't imagine the guy having the opportunity to offer up such a lame and ridiculous excuse as that, or any other. One can only hope he gets the usual prison welcome his type so richly deserve.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ariz-man-child-forced-molest-cops-article-1.2207189
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ariz-man-child-forced-molest-cops-article-1.2207189
