dieseldiva
Veteran Expediter
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
> really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
> the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT
> BETTER BE THERE!!'
>
> The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
> up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
> gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
> her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
> house.
>
> She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Bob has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
> really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
> the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT
> BETTER BE THERE!!'
>
> The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
> up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
> gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
> her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
> house.
>
> She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Bob has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.