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  1. arkjarhead

    Tonight's the Night

    Tonight's the Night I've been waiting for. I'm going to performing my comedy on stage at the local College Campus. They make a cafe on campus into a kind of "club" and let people come in and do original stuff. I might have the wife tape it so I can email my performance to anyone that wants to...
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    Filling My Time

    I've been filling my time with a new hobby. I've always wanted to purse comedy and now that I've got some time on my hands and some money coming in I finally started doing something with all the jokes I've been coming up with over the years. I figure I've got the time so why not? I'm trying to...
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    Future Trucker

    My little brother in law, Jackson, looks like he'll be out on the big road in no time flat. If you hear of someone going by the name of Booger it just might be him.
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    What if you could write to the past?

    The reason I ask this is because there is a country music song that came out recently where the singer ,I think Brad Pasley, talks about if he coud write a letter to himself at age 17. If you could do that what would you tell yourself? I know alot of people say if I only knew then what I know...
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    Trucker in a House of Ill Repute

    A trucker enter a ##### house and walks up to the madam of the house and lays down 1,000 dollars on the desk. He says I want the ugliest fattest woman you got and a bologna sandwich. The madam says with that kind of money you can get a steak and lobster dinner and the prettiest woman in the...
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    you tube

    if you are like me and like to sit back and watch a good fight and get a good laugh go to youtube.com. where it says search put in ghetto brawls, felny fights, bum fights, or junky fights. all have some pretty funny material, but not really for children.
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    Gotta Love Little Boys

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied...
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