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    just my thoughts

    "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's...
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    Interesting facts about Walmart from WakeupWalmart

    The Real Facts About Wal-Mart Wal-Mart recently launched a multi million-dollar advertising campaign to silence its critics and hide the truth about the company. The following are the REAL facts about Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart Wages and Worker Rights Wal-Mart Health Care Wal-Mart's Cost to...
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    political correct lingo

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS...
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    Refuse the new dollar coin

    Have you notice the new dollar coin? I was at a post office not long ago.The lady behind the counter gave me my change which included a dollar coin.I looked at it,and gave it back,and asked for a paper dollar bill.The lady smiled,and and thank you.The "In God We Trust" is gone,on the coin.One...
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    woman giving up wine

    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner...
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    Trick this Expediter

    Next thing y'all will see is Trick this Expediter.I've seen a few that need to be on that new show on CMT,Trick this Trucker.It'll be coming soon, I can see it now...Trick this Expediter.Lord knows expediters sit around long enough to do the show in a week.How many van drivers do you think you...
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    helping the earth 2

    I'm not sure this belongs here,but thought I would throw in a some save the earth friendly news.I was stationed in the U S Navy for 15 years.When I was first in,I was stationed on a oiler replenishment ship,which refueled all the ships at sea,including aircraft carriers,which took at about 6...
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    The loading dock

    For the person who said "You are my sunshine" wasn't funny. The Loading Dock Come on into this forum and relax! The Loading Dock is dedicated to talking about current events, faith, family, joke sharing and just about anything that concerns you! Leave your keys in your truck and take a seat up...
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    you will

    Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED...
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    You are my sunshine

    ' You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine' (Be prepared to get watery eyes!)...
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    Sunday morning making love

    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother...
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    Git r dun

    Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir."...
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    The knob

    A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin...
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    Female compassion at it's best

    Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love...
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    They walk among us

    I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and...
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    Letter of Appreciation

    Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate...
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    Here's your sign...stupid

    >>I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the >>poison control center. >> >>Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little >>daughter eating ants. >> >>I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no...
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    WV Hillbilly invents toothpaste

    It's been found that the WV hillbillys have invented the toothpaste after all....If it had been someone else,somewhere else, it would be called teethpaste.
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    Love this comeback

    One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight...
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    Cat Food Dinner

    Do not try this on your team driver ! A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of cards with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really annoyed if it's not ready on time!" she exclaimed suddenly. When she...
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