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A JB Hunt driver who has been out on the road for eight long weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could...

This sign read " Do you know the real meaning of Christmas? It's not choosing between an IPOD AND AN XBOX ! I like that! Support our military members and their families,this Holiday season,and always ! They are defending our freedom ! The Only Easy Day,Was Yesterday- U.S. Navy Seals

It irks me when someone says " Merry Xmas". Do you not know the true meaning of Christmas? And in the same posting,they add "May God Bless you".Maybe you need to visit a Transport for Christ,or any other trucker ministry,and Say "Merry Xmas",to the chaplain inside.Maybe they will set you...

This is a neat thing,that someone thought of to send the spirit of Christmas to our troops,overseas. Go to http://www.operationchristmastree.com, to raise money to send trees to every member of the military in Iraq and Afghanistan next year.

A MARINE'S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS T'was the night before Christmas, He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of Plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney With presents to give, And to see just who In this home did live. I looked all about, A strange sight I did see, No...

A blonde left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over she checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. She went to the local garage and inquired how to fix the problem. The mechanic told her to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would be removed. She took the car...

Here's a new one...never thought about how easy this would be. Be careful! Well the crooks have found a way to rob you of your gift card balance. If you buy Gift Cards from a display rack that has various store cards you may become a victim of theft. Crooks are now jotting down the card...

I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. No where did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and...

Check this out! Take a moment to let the troops we care! Doesn't matter how you feel about the war, this is for the troops and this is pretty neat ............ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Try this from Xerox. It is FREE and it only takes a...

Ever wonder what the _expression "stuck on stupid" meant? Well here is an example: The grinning idiot clinging to Je$$e Jack$on is Cindy Sheehan... the sob sister protesting the war at Bush's ranch, who lost her son in the war, the same son she gave up in her divorce when he was 7 years...