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http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive4/images/drunkwitch.jpg Don't wanna see this happen to YOU! -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet.

Husband comes home from work to find his wife packing her bags. "Where ya going?" he asks. "I hear that hookers in New York are making a thousand dollars a night" she says. He runs off and grabs his suitcase.... "Where do you think you're going?" she demands. "Well," he replies, "I just...

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/05jan/uf007509.gif -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet.

The husband comes into the bedroom and puts a glass of water and two asprin on the nightstand at his wife's side of the bed. What's this? She asks. I don't have a headache. A big smile slowly spreads across his face..... -- Mike N Faster than a speeding poulet.

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. 4. I don't do drugs. I get the same...