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because these idiots haven't yet discovered that the scantily clad ladies are actually spies who have been planted by the evil 2 headed cat to distract the heros from the mission to destroy the cat and find the purpose of the key. As the camera pans back to the island . . . where Wellarmed...

Ok Cruzer, you've done your share, you can take 5. The rest of the heros can capture the cat and find out where the key belongs. But, I really don't think you'll have any scantilly clad women looking like that.

The wicked 2 headed cat lady runs across the tawt line to escape the perrills of the frigid water. And, the heros were able to pull Cruzer safely to shore. Where Cruzer pleaded with Mypie for a truce.

As the wicked 2 headed cat lady screeches, meowwwww, meowwwwww, clawing at anything she can get a claw into to get out of the water and climbing ontop of (poor, poor) Cruzer sinking his head below the surface of the water. Then Moose shouts, "someone must save Cruzer or he'll drown!" Will...

When the cat claws at (poor, poor) Cruzer in his bundle of beard hair, causing the knot to break and the cat and Cruzer falling into the deep cold water below, where those parts of his anatomy being exposed, now appear very, very small.

a fan motor that will be tied to Cruzer's feet so that once he is hung on the bridge he will spin and attract the cat. Then Moose says, "Don't forget to rub him down in catnip."

So, the crew hang Cruzer from a rope and dip him in a vat of good Michigan glue. They lay him out on the floor and roll him up in his own face hair, leaving just enough length to be able to drag him across the floor to attract the 2 headed cat. The director say, "now this is good. Where is...

Mypie's opinion of Cruzer's idea to be rubbed down with catnip and get rolled up in the ball of yarn she shouts, "No, you can't do that - I'm allergic to cats." So, Cruzer, being the gentleman that he is, volunteers to sit in her stead. The Director says, "Hey, Doug, bring that...

"a lot better." Then Cruzer has a moment of brilliance! {Which is note worthy because they are so few and far between.} Why don't we take all of this hair and roll it up into a ball, like a ball of yarn, and use it to distract the evil two headed cat. Cats like to play with yarn, right...

The Director shouts, "OH NO, don't bring in any attorneys. We don't need any plagerism lawsuits. Bring back the Pilot pump girls instead . . ." So, the cast and crew wrestle Cruzer to the ground and shave off the 20' beard to 20". Then Cruzer says, "Now, that feels . . ."

"Nothing like a fresh shave and shower, and I'm grateful to finally get a fresh pair of underwear with no skid marks in them. I'll just go into the buffet and have a good meal before I have to chase that darn cat again." Just then Cruzer arose from the sleeper bunk with a beard 20' long and...

As a postscript - You all needed to refuel anyway to get a shower - whew weeeeeee!

Mypie finally reappears from a 34 hour restart. "Restart!", everybody shouts in unisen. "OMG, I'm over on hours! I can't continue to fight the 2 headed cat until I get my 34 hour restart!" Mypie now found herself, and her puppies alone to fight the 2 headed cat from the top of the...

Hurry, fellas, the satelite tracking system has spotted Doug at the Walmart. The rush on over to the Walmart and ran up and down the isles searching for Doug and finally found him in the model isle sitting on the floor with all the model packages ripped open and glue everywhere! Moose and...

shake doug down for that damb map, and a bottle of rum . . .

taken in a lot lizard with big sores pertruding from her . . .

Hey Doug, Thanks - I thought this was a lot of fun and would like to do it again sometime. Stay out of the catnip. mypie P.S. I'm no silicone sister, these puppies are all real!

have ToTo pull back the curtain to expose the "all mighty wizard of oz" to be nothing more than and ordinary man with no real power at all. And, mypie says you have nothing in your bag for me mr. wizard. But, I do, I have poison catnip and a pretty scroungy looking owl. Its all in how you...

Then mypie reaches out and snatches the poison catnip right out of his hands and pushes back the mouse outfit stating, "I won't be needing that. I have my own secret weapon. Then she lifts up her skirt on her right let and pulls a pair of white gloves out of her garter. She carefully places...

flips of the floppy red hat, and long flowing reddish brown hair comes flowing out, and then mypie says, "what you thought I was a guy?" Now, it makes sense why mypie would be hanging out in the lingere department - she needed new panties, a bra and a thong! For some reason, doug just can't...