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Dr. Atkins died. Jesus ate bread and rose from the dead. Hmm...

Have a good birthday...now if you need help covering anything out of Nevada...

Usually I get on Facebook to escape from work for a while.

That happened to me at the J in Tampa last year. The manager said they needed those parking spaces for the restaurant. There were plenty of parking spaces available at the moment. I said to the manager, "There's a Cracker Barrel off this exit as well. Where do you think people would rather...

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Most of the people driving cars around us are mentally impaired?

Not me, one of my drivers. I'm up in New England.

Sitting where there are a lot of other people might cure the loneliness, but you'll also sit there longer than you will if you are in a lonely place with no other expediters around.

Photos: Prokudin-Gorskii?s Color Photos of Russia, 1907-1915 | Newsweek International | Newsweek.com These shots are amazing, considering when they were made and how the photographer went about it.

Is my avatar offensive? Just want to make sure it's not bringing back any bad flashbacks for anyone who might have been traumatized by this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ktB7qHezFs

Taken yesterday driving through Montana and Idaho on the way to Salt Lake.

I haven't seen many vans at the J here in South Beloit today. Am I the only one in the area? I saw a Panther van cruise through a while back, but that's been it. Oh well, too cold out to socialize anyway.

If sleeping in your bed in your house seems weird because it's just too darn quiet.

A man went to a restaurant and ordered eggs benedict. The waiter brought it on a hubcap instead of a plate. The man asked why his eggs benedict was served on a hubcap and the waiter replied, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise." A former Communist party official named...

There is widespread abuse going on and it must stop. What is being abused? The apostrophe. This poor little punctuation mark has been abused more than any other, always being put in places it doesn't belong. Stopping the abuse really isn't that hard either. Here are three simple ways you can do...

Oh well. If it was an EO member in that van, I was about to offer a free shower. I don't go knocking on strange vans. You never know what you'll find in one of those things, especially in a Bolt van. :)

I'm home at the moment and I'm out running errands. I just pulled into the Promenade Shopping Center right down the street from my house and there's a Bolt van in the lot. Anyone on here sitting in that van at the moment? Just curious.

My wife is black and I'm white. She got more criticism from other blacks than I did from whites when we got married.

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: #You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife...

Well, I stopped here for the free shower and now I'm just too darn lazy to drive anywhere else. A lot of vans here though. Not the place to be. Too much competition.