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    CEO John Elliott on The State of the Industry

    Here's a fascinating, informative video podcast on The State of the Industry with John Elliott. As is usual with John, he keeps it real. :cool: E1: State of the Industry Podcast with John Elliott: Driver Apprenticeship Program & Gas Tax Holiday - Trucking News
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    Garden Variety Arachnophobia

    In my front yard hanging over the walkway from the front door to the driveway. That spider is about 3 inches long. And it's hanging right about eye level. It's an Orb Weaver.
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    Cincinnati Reds

    This is the mask of the hacker group Anonymous. This is the Reds rookie Second Baseman Jonathan India. I'm just sayin'.
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    How Easily a Virus Can Spread

    This video is from an old Mythbusters episode. This segment is one of the most eye-opening and disgusting things I've ever seen. I should have posted this a year ago, but I got distracted and forgot all about the episode. Every time I let a receiver use my pen, as soon as I get back in the van...
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    Merry Christmas Everybody!

    Wishing you all a very merry Christmas. Stay safe!
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    Leave Me Alone!!!

    Seagull vs Beluga whale
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    Browns or Bengals Fan?

    Along with anxiety, depression, Asperger’s Disorder, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Lupus, AIDS/HIV, Opioid use disorder, PTSD, Stage 4 breast, lung and lymph nodes cancer, being a Browns or Bengals fan was listed as one of the conditions submitted to the State Medical Board of Ohio during the...
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    Cargo Van In-app DVIR for Sprinters and Vans

    Who thought this was a good idea? It's stupid. Did we pay somebody from Panther to make this decision? I'm getting notifications to perform MonkeyWork to create a DVIR for a non-CMV on days that I don't even drive the vehicle.
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    Tiger Truck Stop - Don't do this

    The Tiger Truck Stop on I-10 in Grosse Tete, Louisiana used to have a tiger there, in the petting zoo. Couldn't pet the tiger, but pretty much everything else was fine. A woman from Florida was visiting and did not have her deaf dog on a leash. The dog went into the camel enclosure and was...
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    Big League Chew Chick

    First we had Gillette and their "The best a soyboy can get" ad campaign. Now this will be hitting the store shelves on Feb 1st. Because of course it does.
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    Ancestry DNA

    Seriously, don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer. Euro clothes, Mia Farrow hairstyle, New Kids on the Block hat, French nails, she's so excited, and then.... This is why identity politics is so toxic. You just worry about being you.
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    Abcde Redford

    A Texas woman is just spittin' bubbles mad at a Southwest Airlines ticket agent who laughed out loud, fell in the floor and rolled around, peed in her pantsuit, then took a picture of the boarding pass and posted it to the Internet, and then kept on laughing. Southwest issued an apology, but...
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    New UPS Delivery Vans

    Obviously, designed by Pixar.
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    Ford Ceases F-150 Production

    A week ago an explosion and fire completely shut down the Meridian Lightweight Technologies facility in Easton Rapids, Michigan. They produce instrument panel components of the F-150. Now that Ford is out of those components, the plants in Dearborn, Louisville and Claycomo will be shut down. No...
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    I'm a Moth

    Guy goes into a dentist's office. The dentist says, "How can I help you?" The guy says, "I'm a moth." The dentist says, "Excuse me?" The guy says, "I'm a moth." The dentist says, "I think maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist, not a dentist." The guy says, "I saw a psychiatrist." The...
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    Stephen Hawking 1/8/42 - 3/14/18

    Stephen Hawking has died at 76 years old. And that makes me sad. "Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."
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    International Women's Day

    McDonald's flips its golden arches in honor of women. Or in honor of Wendy's or Whataburger, hard to tell. Mostly just looks like legs spread high in the air. To honor women.
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    Carbon Monoxide Detector

    We recently had an expediter die of carbon monoxide poisoning in his van at a truck stop. These kinds of stories bother me a lot. Mentions of carbon monoxide detectors come up in discussions here every now and then, so I'm gonna bring it up again. I'm not necessarily stumping for this...
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    I lost my score card

    People with straight hair want it curly. People with curly hair want it straight. White people want dark skin, black people want light skin. Girls want to be boys, boys want to be girls. Liberals in America hate America and love Europe, liberals in Europe hate Europe and love America. Fox News...
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    The Hunt for Roadbed October

    This Columbus Day, let's celebrate by walking into a stranger's house and declaring "We live here now!"
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