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Mr. Elliot simple questions for you about EBORs: - are you going to install them before a gov't mandate? - opinion on the device? Thank you for your time.

In an recent interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer was classic Schwarzkopf. The General said, "I believe that...

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ..... Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the...

Yesterday I was on my way to Toledo from Ft. Waayne. Nice short trip and finally rode the new stretch of US 24. When I got to Maumee Traffic slowed down near the ramp to I-475 due to construction. I had been behing a big rig for quite some time, and with a couple cars in between I could see well...

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the...

How To Read Between the Lines in Job Ads Here's a little clarification of corporate lingo, "personals translations", etc. Beware of these terms when interviewing or advertising. "COMPETITIVE SALARY:" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED...

Advice for Husbands About Aging Wives It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the...

Redneck logic: Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by...

Skinny Dippin An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years... He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided...

Near the end of the month a driver goes home to rest for a few days. 3 days in February and 3 days in March. The driver logs the last 3 days of the month and writes 3 days off duty at the bottom of his log. Then the first 3 days of March logs that and writes 6 days off duty, as a continuation...

To all of those that oppose affordable care to all in this country, go jump in the HADRON COLLIDER and enjoy it. And keep whining, moaping, insulting, whatever it is that you do. Remember your cure: HADRON COLLIDER

How about a media trading club, and like the book club, opens up the chances of TRADING movies, tapes, CDs...? As long as original copies are traded there shouldn't be any legal obstacles. Items to be traded would include movies, TV series, tapes and CDs... Someone wanting to sell a movie could...

Really Embarrasing People Under Bush Lying In Carefully Arranged Non-comforming Spitefulness And those letters form more words...manipulation is a political art form. Maybe one day individual thoughts will prevail again without hearing screaming lunatics wishing to regress to the...