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Another goodie! A guy entered a pun contest in the newspaper. The first prize was a trip to Tahiti. He decided if he sent in more puns, his chances of winning would increase. He sent in 10 puns. He thought he´d win, but, guess what....NO PUN INTENDED!!

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks him what his problem is. The man says, "My love life is going to the dogs". The doctor asks him how so. The man tells him that lately he has alot of gas and every time he f-rts he makes a loud noise that goes HONDA! He adds, "if I´m with a girl the same...

Tom... a beauty!...copied and sent on.

RE: Anyone have a good recommendation for reefer i My advice would be to forget the reefer and the liftgate. If you have a liftgate you will be going to the parking lot loads out of motels etc., as well as dock loads. Some of them are really NO FUN. As a husband and wife team, you should run...

Time for the change. My co-driver and wonderful wife has decided she wants to get off the road for awhile. I have taken quite alot of time off over the last year or so to finish building our dream/retirement home. We always took the winters off, and this year it´s again somewhere warm. I will...

In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how...

This should take all the mystery out of it and give an insight into the code so life will be easier. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand...

Hawk, why don´t you just go with a 48´, and be done with it. There are plenty of those old air rides around at great prices. I have a friend who bought a 48´ with a liftgate and shortened it. He ran a super D with the old Roberts Express and did quite well. Might work for you and you´ll get the...

There are Two Mexicans are lost in the desert for weeks and they're almost dead. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly see, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance. As they get closer they can see that the tree is draped...

I love these things. Tom Robertson says he does too. There must be dozens of you out there who can´t wait to repeat these,like us. So here goes. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which...

Good one!

You can tell I´ve been watching and learning. Movies and TV are really educational. All you have to do is observe. Take the hero for example. If the hero has a psychological/physical problem which has prevented him from effectively dealing with problems, you can rest assured that this problem...

Someday I´ll be retiring, and then I´ll have to decide how and where I´m going to do it, like everyone else. So, I´ve decide there will be no nursing home in my future......... When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200...

George and Emily were residents in a nursing home. Emily started to notice that George was still a good looking man, so she decided to try to get something going with him. One night sitting in the TV lounge they began a conversation, and found that they had alot in common, and seemed to get...

Chunky peanut butter and onions??!! That would make a maggot gag! I´ll try it.

I participate in another forum that has absolutely nothing to do with trucking. It´s just conversation and discussion that passes the time. One of the topics that appeared I thought was pretty interesting. It was about the strange things we individually eat. The things you think are delicious...

You can learn alot at the movies. Get yourself some popcorn, and pay attention. Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed. One of a pair of identical twins is evil. It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight...

Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may...

This is in response to the recent posts concerning "what does it take to get good teams to run for you", and also the other side "what do you look for in a carrier", etc. There is no big secret. The number one answer is M-O-N-E-Y. That´s what we all work for first and foremost. The recruiter has...

This was posted a couple of times in the past to answer newbie questions, which seem to be repeatedly asked on this and other forums here on EO. I thought now would be a good time to repeat it, as I´ve recieved a few emails asking about it over the months. I hope this helps those of you...