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NEW WORDS FOR 2006: Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere) 1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a Deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on...

This one is right on. Good.

Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini...

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention isgalvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come...

Broom...My goal is to take even more time off. I don't yet know if I'm easing out of trucking, or that I will gear up to get the dream truck sometime in the future. It's a transition period for me, to see how far I want go and in what direction. I never worked winters in all my trucking years...

Take this short test and find out how weird you are compared to others that have taken it....I already know you´re weird....but do you know how weird? I took it, and turns out I´m in the top 3% of weird. Didn´t know I was that strange. Post your findings. Don´t be chicken...

It´s been a couple of years since I posted this, so it´s time to update, as we have alot of new faces out there. How did you get in that truck? What did you do before you hit the road? Why did you change to trucking? There´s quite a diversity of folks out there, and it´s always interesting...

This is for those millenium kind of guys who can´t face her when a couple of dates go bad, or when you just can´t face her in person, and find it easier to head for the computer. Dear (her name), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention to become the future...

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WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN 1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. 4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. 5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. 6. A...

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Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and...

This is interesting. It can be long if you read all the material, but it is a history, or what historians beleive to be the origin of the fat jolly red suited guy. http://www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=38

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." Mark Twain. "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." General George S. Patton...

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The object is to say these fast 5 times....3 even... Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? Willy's real rear wheel Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering. Tie twine to three tree twigs...

Which Is Farther Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????" CAR TROUBLE A...

HANGOVER # 157 OF 2005. Following the combination Thanksgiving/Christmas holiday bash held at the downtown Sheraton, in Frostbite, Connecticut,reveler Sally Gaborsh a Frostbite native, reflects the next morning on how she wowed the crowd by dancing on the table in only her "Santy booties" and...

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