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Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs his gun and goes to the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really pouring down...

3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce. The next...

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in. Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole. The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a...

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask meabout?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I...

1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear! When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you're more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it's not worth gagging over. Here's a better way to scratch...

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Heaven is where... The police are British The cooks are Italian The lovers are French The mechanics are German And it's all organized by the Swiss Hell is where... The cooks are British The mechanics are French The lovers are Swiss The police are German And it's all organized by the Italians

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1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting 2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?" 3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." 4) JAWJUH - (noun) - the state north of Florida. Capitol is...

Eddie Haskell, The Beave, and Wally

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his...

Bob's Story... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's...

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." He embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a little...

Jeff...you mean you don´t watch As the Wheels Turn? In this weeks episode Coco meets with young dispatcher Bruce, who she is secretly in love with, and finds he has pierced his navel, and the monogrammed gold ring he wears there, has Cheri´s name on it!!..what can that...

I don´t know why my doctor never told me about this. Did your doctor tell you? I guess we´ll have to start taking lunch at hooters more often. Do they have truck parking? AN EYEFULL A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a...

Muse....I think the only difference is in the weight. Class 7 and 8 are both considered heavy trucks: Heavy Duty Trucks - Examples: Refuse, Tow, City Bus, Furniture, Conventional, COE, Fuel, Fire Engine, Refrigerated, Dump, Cement. Where the Gross Vehicle Weight is: Class 7 (Gvw 26001 -...

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