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the worls clock and some state..interesting. World Clock

I`m in Miami. I need help. I`m in jail. I am being charged with being the ugliest trucker in the USA(re. nancy Reagan beautification bill Senate docket no. 168851). Can you please come down and present yourself to the jail ASAP and show them that it`s not true. I would appreciate it..anyone...

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that...

Almost seven years ago I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I...

How the heck could we get this guy to run for President?!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY!! SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the...

What would you do if you were the carrier? What changes would you make? How would you run the show, from dispatch to the top. Put you mouth where you money is.

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters...

  Weird Inventions by Lolosad’s pictures

Aren`t you people paying attention. there are NO secrets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now listen up!!!!!!!!!!!

The most amazing invention for a dog - Dumpalink.com

First realize that there are no secrets. I`ve been trucking for many years, and I`ve seen and heard every secret, argument, scheme, strategy, game plan, dodge, contrivance, plot, and wheeze that came down the pike, and everybody subscribes to one or more. What works for one, may not work for...

Today is Easter Sunday, March 23, 2008. As you may know, Easter is always the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox (which is March 20). This dating of Easter is based on the lunar calendar that Hebrew people used to identify Passover, which is why it moves around on...

You can send this to your friends. http://home.att.net/~solos_holiday/2008/_011/egg.htm

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb

these are photos of mishaps. Truck Spills - Accidents

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It . 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete...

SIGNS OF OVARIAN CANCER (Even In The Absence Of Ovaries) I hope you all take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most...

The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts ofthings. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptopcomputers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the...

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be...