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This goes about eight and a half minutes, but it's worth watching. YouTube - Kseniya Simonova - Sand Animation (??????? ??? ?????? / Ukraine's Got Talent)

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons...

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: -------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals...

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail int o the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn...

I'm always looking at the classifieds and love to check out used trucks. Over the years, I've bought alot of used equipment, and will be buying more in the coming years. When I'm reading an ad for any vehicle, there are turn off points where, unless it has a really good word description of...

How many slaves do you own? As you will recall, Henry Louis Gates, Jr. Is the Harvard professor who got Arrested by Cambridge Police a few weeks ago. Fred Reed was a police reporter for one of the large Washington newspapers. He now writes a column which can be googled ~ "Fred on...

The Bear - Film by Jean-Jacques Annaud

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ('TRY', BEING THE KEY WORD) TO ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY. Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins : 1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells...

When life gets you down and you are frustrated, remember that once you were the most dynamic, twisting, turning, fighting, focused, victorious winner on the field. You were the one that competed with millions and won the day. The one who came in first! The super sperm that made it to the golden...

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a...

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an...

A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he Thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, He called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband Could perform to give the...

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.. The Madame Speaker and The Pope, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every...

A crusty old Chief Petty Officer found himself at a gala event hosted by a local socialite. There was no shortage of extremely young ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation. 'Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering...

"Honey, call the pizza place and get a couple for lunch, ok?" Beware! http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf

An explanation, using an imaginary company. A little long but worth it. By Neal Boortz August 17, 2009 Transcript of remarks made by Leo Carrington (who doesn't exist) to a mandatory meeting of all employees of Carrington Automotive Enterprises, Inc. (which doesn't exist either) on...

Don't you love this? The New Health Care Plan will be . . . . . . written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, . . .. passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, . .. . signed by a president who smokes, . . . funded by a treasury chief who did not pay...

Gee...why didn't they stay in Ireland for their fabulous socialized medicine? Or why didn't they go to another European country to take advantage of their fabulous health care system? Meet Mr. Guinness Rory Guinness, an 8th-generation descendant of perhaps the world's most famous...

I don't know who wrote this but he nailed it! Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "someone may steal from it at night.." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.. Then Congress said, "How...

Wake up Americia.................. ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer Sebastian Vilar Rodrigez and published in a Spanish newspaper on 1-15-08. It doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate the message to the rest of Europe -...