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  1. louixo

    The "Never Ending" Story

    The message said "Stop participating in another one of those mindless never ending stories, and get into your truck, and get over to the TA south of Atlanta where English Lady, is waiting to transfer a$21.80 a mile load of a lifetime to Alaska. She can't deliver it because...
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    Love in the A.M.

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up...
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    100 mph goat

    Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter...
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    Ole

    Ole Olsen vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all 10 of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik & vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole & said, 'Let's have da finkers & I'll see vhat I can do.' Ole said, 'I haven't got da...
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    Politically correct to the extreme

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES. ' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS. And, furthermore. .. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE...
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    Scripture for Obama or any other politico

    We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8". My husband's Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. He started laughing & laughing. Then...
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    Here's another...Merry Christmas to all...

    here's another beautiful ecard to send to friends and family.... The Christmas Tree - animated Flash ecard by Jacquie Lawson
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    Thanks, for the education.

    Thanks everyone! As we progress into the last weeks of 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational posts over the past 11 months. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door, on or off the road, without using a paper towel, or...
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    Comparing neighborhood bars

    There is nothing like the food that is served in a local tavern anywhere in the world, and I still hunt them down when traveling. I know of a place in Florida where they serve fried alligator. The local color entertainment they offer can be a hoot as well. I was in a place in Mazatlan, Mexico...
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    Comparing neighborhood bars

    As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London...
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    Thomas Jefferson a voice for all seasons

    Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early In life and never stopped. At 5, began studying under his cousins tutor. At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French. At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages. At 16, entered the...
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    How the Russians deal with Somali pirates.

    To see it, just click on the foreign looking writing.
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    How the Russians deal with Somali pirates.

    How the Russians deal with Somali pirates. A lesson. Я Ñама была такою 300 лет тому назад... - "Без Ñуда и ÑледÑÑ‚ÐиÑ". Смотрите, девочки.
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    A child's bible

    I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching??? An 8 year old child was asked to do a book report on the Bible. Through the eyes of a child: The Children's Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, which occurred near the start...
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    Cool person test for men

    http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm
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    Merry Christmas to you all...ecard you can forward

    Here's wishing you all a Merry Christmas with this ecard you can send to your family and friends. http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/bws8Shell_fps24.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3166187/graphic1
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    Help me make it to my flight

    YouTube - HELP YOU MAKE IT TO YOUR FLIGHT - Buck Howdy
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    Yes!!

    A man in Greenville, South Carolina calls his son in San Fran cisco, California the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough". "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son...
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    Repuublican women vs. Democratic women

    The first part is the Republican women. As you're listening to that part be thinking of what song they will play for the Democrat women. YouTube - Republican vs. Democrat Women
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    Who's on first?

    Bill Cosby, understanding Southern. video on CastTV Video Search
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