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They also never went whole hog into the metric system; speed limits are in miles, beer is sold in pints, and they also have, if I'm not mistaken, 10-quart gallons :confused:

If you're going home for a family emergency, you're probably running on adrenaline. Once that wears off, look out. You be careful, hear?:cool:

Cost, too:p

That's exactly the way big government wants it to be, and for some reason liberals don't see it as a problem.

Saw one at last year's Expo. You hafta step on your passenger seat and pull yourself up into the sleeper. What if you're tired, achy or just fluffy like me? What if you remove your seat to make room for a fridge, microwave, whatever? You don't want to be standing on your appliances to crawl up...

Idk, either. Maybe spend the half-shower on your naughty bits, then do your face & pits at a bathroom sink? :eek: Or, just explain the situation to the girl at the counter; she'll comp you a full shower and you can save the halfie till you buy more fuel ;)

Idk, either. Maybe spend the half-shower on your naughty bits, then do your face & pits at a bathroom sink? :eek: Or, just explain the situation to the girl at the counter; she'll comp you a full shower and you can save the halfie till you buy more fuel ;)

What happens when your tool caddy sees a squirrel :eek:

You'll know sh*t's real when Ntime tries to get back on in 2036 and Turtle slams the door in his face :eek:

Well, whatever it is, it left my GI tract and went to my weakest point: my foot. Now in the hospital for iv antibiotic therapy. Hope to be back out next week.

Never have stopped, never been chased. Ag stations, different story.

You would if you were to crank it, bc that's kinda what the neutral safety switch is for. In this case, hmm. Idk:rolleyes:

Thursday evening: Cumberland MD to Selkirk NY. Somewhere along the way, I got a dose of something, idk what. Drove back to PA with a lot of potty stops :(

The reason we vanners tell newbies to drive bigger trucks is because there are way too many vans out there. Imagine literally every kid on your block running a lemonade stand; you'd be lucky to get a dime a cup.

Yeah, he was nice enough, I suppose. I was just shocked, that's all.

Put on the short skirt for a long, get-close-to-home run. Avon, MN to Hagerstown, MD. Now at a relative's house to sleep it off. Night night....

Northfield MN.

Mebbe I should've kept the shower receipt. Do my tootsies stink? Not as bad as they did a few months ago. I think it's just the J reacting to some local or retired traveller or whomever, that thinks all people in vans are scuzzballs. Idk and idc.

Five days at a Love's in a van? I didn't think that was possible! 10-4 on the guy in SLC being a tool. I'm now at the Pilot in Inver Grove. I vented to the shift manager about what I'd experienced at the other place (Northfield); she was a sweetheart. She also told me that at this store (Inver)...

... for sitting too long. Apparently someone complained about the man taking a nap in his vehicle with his (shod) feet sticking out the side door. This is after I spent close to $50 over two days at the restaurant AND bought $45 worth of gas. The kid that confronted me asked me if I was...