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I ain't got no panties on...

We could just pretend we don't remember 238s and 318s, and maybe we'd at least feel a little younger.

Another comic known to work very clean is Cosby. Maybe an "H" or "D" word, but that's about it. He did a bit about cocaine. He asked someone what they liked about it. They said something like, "it accentuates your personality." He said, "O.K. But, what if your an azzhole?" Now, it still would...

Re: Anybody at Panther planning on buying 2014 Sprinter and looking for parttime driv Well... You could, but it'd be kinda dumb.

So sorry to hear that, such a tragic loss.

Next you'll be telling us you invented the internet.:>)

A Mootology forum is long overdue.

Oh yeah, it's all about the knees. I wonder which one of us will have an artificial knee first? Maybe we should get some kind of office pool going. I still think my time spent on dirt bikes was worth it.

Happy birthday! Isn't getting older a blast?

Tinfoil... It's the new duct tape!

An average whackadoodle would look must classier in that one.

Is it available in a fedora?

I was in the Moline/Davenport area yesterday. A lot of people are flooded out of their homes. It looks like there is water where it hasn't been for a very long time.

They're going to ignore you until they're hungry.

So sorry to hear that buddy, I guess she finally went through her 9 lives cuz it sure seemed like she dodged a lot of bullets the last couple of years.

All it requires is a little planning ahead. This is nothing new under the sun, the small neighborhood markets have never been able to compete with the pricing of the big players and have never expected to be a place where most people do their bulk shopping. Nothing stops the guy that's going to...

It's usually time and a half.

I'm at the Franklin, Oh Pilot, along with that world famous, international man of mystery... Moose! Nice to meet you.

The Conspiracy Theorist's Rag (Sung to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy") I'm a whack-a-doodle dandy' whack-a-doodle do or die. A total nutjob with real crazy eyes, (Following lyrics shouted, breaking from tune) GO TO INFOWARS.COM FOR THE TRUTH, GO TO INFOWARS.COM!!!! (Return to tune) I've...

Were you able to stay out front or did they send you to the back lot?