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  1. OntarioVanMan

    A tale of two houses

    gregg... "only super power in the world."????
  2. OntarioVanMan

    More Things to Learn in Your First 90 Days

    jamin has it about right... Nothing like a 2pm pick up and you wait till 2 and the shipper says it was ready to go at 10am!! Don't wait! Also deliver early where possible. Sometimes dispatch will say the customer is closed at night so you grab a 2 hour nap get there and find out they had a...
  3. OntarioVanMan

    About SS

    My main sponsor is my wife but we had to get a 2nd sponsor to guarantee to support me for 5 yrs. if I didn't work. I had to sign-off from collecting any gov. handouts for 5 years! It is a temperary permit for 2 yrs to prevent marriage fraud and then I apply for permanent status. Wish my name...
  4. OntarioVanMan

    About SS

    to quote fkatz: Gotta put my 2 cents worth in, It seems that the Social Security might run out a lot faster since Congress passed that "ilegal Aliens" can recieve SS Benefits even though they did not contribute to it. AINT THAT A KICK IN THE YOU KNOW WHERE!!!! AND YOU KNOW ALL THEY HAVE TO DO...
  5. OntarioVanMan

    Indian Politics

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "I want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, coming right up." He gets the Indian a big mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo...
  6. OntarioVanMan

    Pee Test

    They prolly wouldn't have to pass out too many cheques if they drug screened welfare people!!
  7. OntarioVanMan

    Things to learn in your first 90 days

    Seeing your a newbee, they mught be just over-baby sitting you No trust on thier part. You'll get used to it...For me I ignore them. Theres a warning on the QC. DO NOT OPERATE WHILE DRIVING! I throw that in thier face when I am in a rowdy mood!!! Example: Pick up in NYC at rush hour and they are...
  8. OntarioVanMan

    gps!

    oooppps.....;)
  9. OntarioVanMan

    gps!

    This is unbelievable. You can track anyone via their cell phone by using the "satellite positioning system." Just type in the phone number with the area code and click "start search." Check this out! http://www.sat-gps-locate.com
  10. OntarioVanMan

    Happy Anniversary!

    >LOL.. good one! Congrats on the Anniversary! If I remember, >didn't she used to write some poetry? I'd hate to see her >reply... > >By the way, if I ALSO remember correctly, aren't you no >longer a Canadian Redneck, but an old fashioned, newly >minted American Redneck? > > > >Dreamer...
  11. OntarioVanMan

    Happy Anniversary!

    Broom...I guess they do, but I now live in NW South Dakota! 3 hours north of Rapid City (aka Mt. Rushmore)
  12. OntarioVanMan

    Happy Anniversary!

    To my wife JuJubeans (aka Judy) Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue, And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flappin' in the breeze. Softer than Blue's, and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excites me in May. You ain't got no...
  13. OntarioVanMan

    Centramatics

    I used to work at Firestone in the radial truck and bus cure dept. and then final inspection dept....Tires that balance up near perfect go to the truck Manufacturer, the ones that couldn't be ground down and factory balanced, went to dealers, They are not perfect but close, ones that exceeded a...
  14. OntarioVanMan

    Disgusting

    The dumping of untreated waste is a crime in some areas and so is exposing yourself in public. They could have been reported to the cops. I too am sorry you's had to see such a pig! On behalf of all decent males out there I too apologize for this pig in male clothing.x(
  15. OntarioVanMan

    I want to live my next life backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years...
  16. OntarioVanMan

    U.K. sailors captured by Iranian navy

    The Iranian military has questioned 15 detained British soldiers and said they confessed to illegally entering the country's territorial waters. Iran has accused Britain of "blatant aggression." The tough comments came after Britain demanded the return of the sailors and denied they had...
  17. OntarioVanMan

    More Sprinter ?'s

    This is a relatively frequently repaired problem. The Turbo Resonator is a plastic device which is placed between the Turbocharger Outlet and the Intercooler on the left side of the engine compartment as you face it from the front. It is nothing more than a muffler designed to reduce the turbo...
  18. OntarioVanMan

    U.K. sailors captured by Iranian navy

    TEHRAN–Iran's military arrested 15 British sailors and marines yesterday, sparking a diplomatic incident ahead of a crucial vote on Iran's nuclear project at the United Nations Security Council expected today. Iranian state television cited a foreign ministry official as saying the government...
  19. OntarioVanMan

    Deductables when using mileage formula.

    Hey Frank. You have a list of whats deductable when using the mileage system? I remember: Tolls Showers Motel I believe maintenaince, fuel, van payments, insurance all are covered under the mileage system. Hows about faxes?...clothes...office supplies...cell phone..lap top..??
  20. OntarioVanMan

    CDL in S.D.

    gregg...I understand BUT if my home state where the van is plated doesn't require it...you know where I am going with this? Also any size vehicle that does hazmat the driver must have a CDL
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