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  1. OntarioVanMan

    Life sure is getting silly....

    U.S. school bans the dictionary January 26, 2010 Cathal Kelly A Southern California school board has pulled the Merriam-Webster dictionary off its shelves after a parent complained about the entry “oral sex.” The collegiate-level dictionary was being used in grade four and five...
  2. OntarioVanMan

    Ban PETA

    http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/755958--pie-tossing-is-terrorism-mp-says?bn=1 Here is the point of it... “When someone actually coaches or conducts criminal behaviour to impose a political agenda on each and every other citizen of Canada, that does seem to me to meet the test of...
  3. OntarioVanMan

    Fore! Legislature looks to make way for carts on city streets

    A rural solution.. They might as well legalize it...many of our small towns people already do this....It would be a way to raise money with the permit without raising everyones taxes. Creative thinking. The Associated Press | Posted: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:00 am PIERRE -- It's far from...
  4. OntarioVanMan

    New DOT Rule - No Texting

    I guess they'll take your phone and check messages? and compare them to your log book.... I can see the delete being used a lot now...
  5. OntarioVanMan

    January 2010 Location

    For those who may have not seen my famous shorts...and 2 great poems by JuJu and Dreamer...ENJOY....:D http://www.expeditersonline.com/forum/general-expediter-forum/37544-ode-my-hubbys-drawers.html
  6. OntarioVanMan

    another j to watch

    I go away for a few hours and the kiddies are goofin off..*LOL* I am in Guido, if you are?...;)
  7. OntarioVanMan

    Semi hits van 2 dead.

    Did you read them 6 posts? All negative...
  8. OntarioVanMan

    MATS - Louisville Truck Show

    It'll be more then a fig leaf..;) Linda...don't know if I'll make Mats... so you'll have time to build that resistance...:D
  9. OntarioVanMan

    MATS - Louisville Truck Show

    I have a "new" wardrobe for the next Expo if anyone is interested....:D
  10. OntarioVanMan

    another j to watch

    The fact she planted them upside down didn't help any either...*LOL*
  11. OntarioVanMan

    January 2010 Location

    Thats insane..you gotta get outta there....:eek:
  12. OntarioVanMan

    another j to watch

    Thats why JuJu's garden gets bigger every year...home grown veggies and pickles and tomatoe sauces and dill pickles...all her herbs she grinds up...
  13. OntarioVanMan

    another j to watch

    After a spell in the commercial food industry..from beef to fruit to pizza sauce,pickles, veggies...if you seen what was done and the condition of the product used.and how it was handled....you'd never want eat again...the violations in these eateries are don't even compare.
  14. OntarioVanMan

    January 2010 Location

    They tell me at least Monday before my load clears customs... I am on hold... I am smelling a goose cookin.. and I think it is me on the menu....:eek: Rookie mistake on my part...should have requested release from load when it first did not clear...get a dry run and back on the board...gee whiz...
  15. OntarioVanMan

    Re: PM's

    This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 59 seconds. weird this happens on my 1st attempt to send it and not every time...This is about the 3rd time this weekend.
  16. OntarioVanMan

    January 2010 Location

    Nope....$31
  17. OntarioVanMan

    Fleet Owners Forum/Fleet Manager Forum

    We have the general forum for that...I would not go that far...I mean some fleet owners are not all that hard to get along with...;)
  18. OntarioVanMan

    Smart Trucker?

    They'd prolly toss ya in the looney bin and throw away the key...hehehe and there is some members prolly think you are writing from there now!! *LOL*
  19. OntarioVanMan

    Smart Trucker?

    A mature truck driver gets pulled over for speeding... Truck Driver: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Truck Driver: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Truck Driver: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Truck Driver: Lost...
  20. OntarioVanMan

    New email to the Jerks

    Just going with the flow of conversation.... Now why does Pakistan have nukes?...why did we/EU not stop them? they like Egypt are swing countries...not always with us...
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