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I cannot STAND Jazz, therefor Duke Ellington sucked. John Coltrane Sucked. Ella Fitzgerald Sucked. Billy Holiday Sucked. I cannot STAND Country, therefor Johnny Cash sucked. Hank Williams sucked. Flatt and Scruggs sucked. I cannot STAND Classical, therefor Beethoven sucked. Mozart sucked...

The Black Eyed Peas beat the snot out of both teams.

It's the cornerstone of Socialism and the very foundation of Marxism. You have an idea to start a business, take on all the responsibility and risk, and get it all set up, and then make every worker an equal partner, without giving them the responsibility or having them take on the risk. It's...

Read the following very carefully, and then adjust your prejudices and uninformed fears and conclusions accordingly: Egypt will not be another Iran with an Islamic theocracy for a government. The Muslim Brotherhood will not take control of the country. Also, the reason Obama has to tread...

Well, they don't advertise 12 MPG. In fact, Nissan hasn't yet released any fuel economy numbers for the van. Since the GCWR is above 8500 pounds, they don't have to. They say the numbers will meet or beat the competition, but the first real-world test drive yielded 12.1 MPG. Also, the...

I'm gonna guess.... the one that explicitly states in the contract you signed, that it'll cost you $250.

Wow, a new single-season consecutive loss record. 24 straight. And losers of 34 of their last 35 games. Insanity is often defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Guard Daniel Gibson said, "We have to continue to play the way we're playing...

No bed bugs, and all the cooties are mine.

I stay at the Turtle Hilton Resort and Spa.

Yeah, but your posts are readable. You tend to capitalize the first letter of a sentence and put at least one period at the end of them. :D

Not allowing newbies to post in any Forum until they have made their first three posts in the Newbies Paradise Forum, to prove they know the difference between a text message and a Web forum, and that they understand the concept of sentence structure and basic punctuation, would also help.

Dаmned censors. <hrmph>

The Quailcomm was the old system where a driver wrote on a piece of paper that he was empty and ready to re-load. Then tied the paper to a carrier quail and chucked it out the window. If the quail made it off the truck stop property without becoming the Blue Plate Special, then the system worked.

People lie these days as a matter of course. That's bad enough, but when they make up stuff and lie about me, we've got a problem, especially when it's a lie designed to damage a reputation. Piper, in this thread from October '09, stated that he got rid of everything he didn't need, including...

No, I'm not threatening you. I'm stating simple facts: libel has serious real life consequences. I'm asking you to prove the the claims you are making, because the burden of proof is on the one who made up the claim. And considering you have your carrier's logo hanging off of your libelous...

Quite humorous, indeed. You don't have to have a memory here on EO, all you have to have is the intelligence to use the search function here on EO. Clearly, whoever sent you that PM, or rather, whoever wrote it might be the more accurate phrase, is astoundingly stupid. If you do use the...

This dog was tied here for a couple of minutes while its owner stopped to grab a cup of coffee. The dog patiently waits. Cute and hilarious at the same time. :D

Of course. I'm pleasant to shippers and consingees, anyway, even if I'm having a bad day. But I was having a great day. I was quite pleased with myself that I managed to sneak onto the closed Interstate and make my delivery on-time.

This is becoming a popular trend among state legislators. At least 8 states that I know of have the same kinds of legislation under consideration. State budgets are certainly a major factor here, as more and more people are entering the welfare rolls, but taxpayers have long been against...