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  1. louixo

    Chinese Honeymoon

    A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.......... My darring," he says, "I know dis yo firs time...
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    Music Tunes

    Old time radio, easy listening, bluegrass, 60´s, CNN. sunny, open road,sonic theater, folk music, 40´s ,70´s, hard rock.
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    Moving Jigsaw Puzzle

    This is very interesting! The puzzle has movement in it the entire time you are working on it. Drag the pieces together to make a picture. Yes, it can be done completely! You will know when you have done it correctly!!! http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf
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    Bashers

    Reading this forum you come across all kinds. Like all forums, the bashers come out of the woodwork and just keep on bashing, hoping that they will find new recruits to support them in whatever their bash is. It´s ok to mention something negative about some expediting entity, if you think you...
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    ALCOHOL AND AMMO

    HAVE A GO. http://crass.on.ru/flash/aaa-1.html
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    Making Money in Expediting

    I think too many people focus on their gross. It´s not about gross...it´s about net. At the end of the day, (week, month, year), how much stays in your bank account? The more miles you run, the more expenses you have. The more money you gross, the more taxes you pay, and on and on. The key is...
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    Quick Change Artists

    Nobody can change clothes this fast! http://www.foolzparadize.org/viewtopic.php?t=6084
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    Here´s A Little Ditty

    The assuming song. http://humor.beecy.net/songs/assuming-song/
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    Things to say during a colonoscopy

    1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?" 7...
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    Newest Doggie Product

    Be sure and watch the video. It may even work for you whil you´re on a run and in a tight spot. http://www.fellowlike.com.tw/en/
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    3 things...

    A bumper sticker seen in Florida.. Happiness is seeinga snowbird going north with a New yorker under each arm.
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    Great President Bush Imitation

    If you close your eyes, you´d think it was Dubya. http://www.mikegodwin.org/
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    Der Little Fur Cap

    A cute one Terry. I´´ll be sure and forward it.
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    Answers on science exams

    Why don´t some students ever excel in science? If you need a laugh, then read through these Science Exam Answers. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink...
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    The car of the future

    This is really interesting. A car that runs on seawater. It´s not a dream. It´s realtiy just waiting for it´s time. http://youtube.com/v/ry6w3mRm-FM
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    A GREAT QUIZ

    No cheating! Here are the answers. 1 26 L of the A 26 letters of the alphabet 2 7 D of the W 7 days of the week 3 7 W of the W 7 Wonders of the World 4 12 S of the Z 12 Signs of the Zodiac 5 66 B of the B 66 Books of the Bible 6 52 C in a P (WJs) 52 Cards in a Pack (Without Jokers) 7 13 S in the...
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    A GREAT QUIZ

    This is fun. Below are common things you know in the english speaking world. It´s also a purported test for Mensa. Example: 24HinD=24 Hours in a Day. See if you can get them all. Don´t peek, but answers are inside. If you get 28 or more, you are in the "genius" category. 1 26 L of the A 2 7 D...
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    Vision Quest 11

    That award and a buck will get you a cup of coffee at any truckstop in America.
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    Success..what is it?

    What's success? An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to...
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    SING ALONG

    http://www.newsday.com/media/flash/2006-06/23671673.swf
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