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  1. Turtle

    Way too funny

    A domain name is a valuable piece of property. After immigration reform activists took over TedCruz.com and CarlyFiorina.org became a shrine to the layoffs Fiorina ordered at HP, you'd think someone in the Jeb campaign would have locked up JebBush.com. Jeb has had that domain for years, but it's...
  2. Turtle

    Computers Dispatch Systems office / trucks

    I understand. I simply answered the question within the parameters in which he specified.
  3. Turtle

    Walmart to close 154 stores in the US

    Walmart launched the small format stores as a direct defensive move to thwart the world's #3 retailer Tesco's Fresh and Easy Markets. Currently, the world's top 10 largest retailers are Walmart, Costco, Tesco, Carrefour, Schwarz Unternehmens Treuhand (actually the second largest in terms of...
  4. Turtle

    Computers Dispatch Systems office / trucks

    It also uses cell phones for the tracking, which he specifically requested as something he did not want to do.
  5. Turtle

    Computers Dispatch Systems office / trucks

    You're describing the Qualcomm Omnitracs System perfectly.
  6. Turtle

    POLL How Do You Keep Warm?

    Note to Ragman... Turtle had to back out and not post what he was going to, as well. :D
  7. Turtle

    Carrier Corp. leaving the U.S.

    Actually, I could see it happening, in a round about way. The US gives Mexico around $500 million annually for things like Nonproliferation, Anti-Terrorism, Demining and Related aid, USDA assistance, Narcotics Control, Development Assistance (mostly infrastructure) and in Economic Support and...
  8. Turtle

    February 2016 locations

    There's an NHL Calgary joke in there somewhere.
  9. Turtle

    February 2016 locations

    There's a Pyromaniacs Anonymous meeting every Thursday night at the fire station.
  10. Turtle

    February in Load 1 Nation

    It's only going to be 69° today, so yeah, quite a bit colder than the 81° yesterday. It was like 55° last night. Had to turn on the Espar to keep from freezing. OK, maybe not freezing.
  11. Turtle

    What sprinter is better 2005 or 2008

    Michelin AT/2 or MS/2, filled with nitrogen. And when you notice any uneven wear, rather than merely rotate the tires to even out the wear, find out what is causing the uneven wear and then have it fixed right away. Wheel bearings or ball joints are the usual culprits.
  12. Turtle

    February 2016 locations

    Why are you pissed? If they had the correct dimensions you wouldn't have been called in the first place.
  13. Turtle

    Why Bernie is beating Hillary

    I was on a load last night but listened to it. Mostly it was just boring politispeak with Hillary pandering (desperately) to women and anyone under 65 year old, and Bernie pandering (broken recordly) to anyone and everyone who wants free stuff. Until the very end. They got a little testy with...
  14. Turtle

    Carrier Corp. leaving the U.S.

    Senator Joe Donnelly is not happy. Chris Nelson of Carrier Corporation, who is President of HVAC systems and services for North America, stated the reason for having to move to Mexico was "burdensome federal regulations," but when pressed by Donnelly to name just one of those regulations, Nelson...
  15. Turtle

    The Trump Card...

    Based on the best-selling autobiography of the same name (except for the "The Movie" part.) "The Art of the Deal is the best selling book of all time, after the Bible, which took twelve guys to write." Funny or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie
  16. Turtle

    Emoji issues

    Do any of them show up for you? Which one was it?
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    Emoji issues

    Depends on if you are trying to use an emoji from the Internet or one from the vast selection of emoji smilies here on EO. If it's one from the Internet, you'll have to post it like you would a picture, by clicking the picture icon on the editor toolbar and then pasting the URL into the dialog...
  18. Turtle

    Why Bernie is beating Hillary

    This one's pretty funny. Ted-Cruz Campaign Quickly Pulls "Conservatives Anonymous" Ad Featuring Porn Actress
  19. Turtle

    February 2016 locations

    Embrace it. Go skiing. Or tubing. :D
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