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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly Contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by Hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your...

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2010 was not a good year to be President as reflected in 2033 Speech Introduction: Welcome to Toastmasters, June 13, 2033. That's right: 2033. Today Rick Campbell, one of our senior members at age 87, is here to reminisce a bit and give us a history lesson. He says he is so old that...

A careless driver can be from any company, not only Swift. I`m with Hawk on this one. First thing to do when sensing a dangerous situation at 67mph, is hit the brakes and go on the defensive. In this case, as described by Charles D, maintaining the same speed, and trying to drive your way out...

The OPEC minister may look you in the eye and say, We are at war with you infidels and have been since the embargo in the 1970s. WHY DIDN"T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IN THE 1970's? YOU SAW IT COMING THEN! You build SUV's & gas hogs, smart thinking. You are so arrogant you haven't...

Congressman Roy Blunt put together this data to highlight the differences between House Republicans and Hous e Democrats on energy policy: ANWR Exploration House Republicans: 91% Supported House Democrats: 86% Opposed Coal-to-Liquid House Republicans: 97% Supported House Democrats: 78%...

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits...

Ray & Bubba (Georgia mechanical engineers)were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.' The woman took a wrench from her...

Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled: "SURVIVOR-- SOUTHERN STYLE" The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to...

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. 'May I help you?' she asked. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied. 'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer...

Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket? Passenger: Sure. Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please! Passenger: What for? Attendant: For telling you where to sit. Passenger: But I already knew where to sit. Attendant: Nevertheless...