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    Low-pants player arrested

    hhheeeelllooooo ddddaaaaveyyyyy!
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    Low-pants player arrested

    I shot "thumper" and all those other talking rabbits YEARS ago! They made GREAT loud mouth stew!! Yep, dress stupid, act stupid, you are stupid.
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    Low-pants player arrested

    I bet he could have avoided that bike wreck with the "Beaver" had he taken his training wheels off! I mean did he really need them at 14 years old? You can turn MUCH quicker without them. Yeah, Leave to Beaver was REALLY bad. They did not cuss, fight, have sex, joke about sex or anything...
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    Low-pants player arrested

    YES THEY ARE!! You just had your funny bone removed after that bicycle wreck you had! Ran into the Beaver, did you not? :D
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    Low-pants player arrested

    Don't make fun of "The Beaver"!! The BEAVE was COOL!!!! :p
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    Low-pants player arrested

    OH GOODIE!! Witness does not like the jokes!! MORE FUN!! Yeah, poor Ward. He was eating a turkey in the meat locker. As he was doing that he was filling out his lotto card and choked to death on the wish bone!
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    Low-pants player arrested

    Yeah, but he died years ago in a meat locker accident.
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    Re: An Injustice Averted

    Who knows in this crazy business? Not so far at least.
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    Low-pants player arrested

    Yeah, but it was invented by Ward Cleaver in 1834. He lived in the Bronx. He was also a comedian. He was a real cut up!
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    Re: An Injustice Averted

    Not all of the trucks being affected are going to be "high dollar". It will, sooner or later, affect all trucks.
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    Low-pants player arrested

    He invented the "meat cleaver"
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    Low-pants player arrested

    Can't afford to dress like that, I am an Expediter!! I shop at the Good Will store! Yeah, a suit and tie is a BAD thing too, eh? (I HATE TIES!!!)
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    Low-pants player arrested

    OK, smarteepants (good one, eh? NOT serious) How DO I dress or act that you would give it a "thumbs down"? Do you know me? Which part of how I ACT is bad? Give examples please. Which part of how I DRESS is bad? Giver examples please. Which part of how I dressed or acted when I was...
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    Low-pants player arrested

    If he is such a big, tough, football player why is his "mommy" or "grandmommy", I forget which it was, making excuses for his inability to hold it together? I was able to handle the funeral of a friend at a lot younger age than he did. He is a grown man, at least in body. He should ACT like it...
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    In addition to the unsolicitated email...

    Yep, I got it too. Just amazing!
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    Sorry no good ............!

    Thanks, she seems OK today.
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    Re: An Injustice Averted

    I only got it once, so far any way.
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    Sorry no good ............!

    It worked fine when I used it. That "game" is an oldie but a goodie used by garden slugs to annoy or hurt decent people. Why? I have not a clue. They just must be mean.
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    Re: An Injustice Averted

    On a VERY FUNNY side note. I just got a "spam" phone call, recorded, from FDCC wanting me to sign up to run for them!! How funny is that?
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