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  1. louixo

    Social Security 101

    These are facts that can be looked up in the records in congress, Your SS Social Security - An EXCELLENT SUMMARY! Social Security Your Social Security Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's...
  2. louixo

    two feet of snow in New york

    Moose, we must have the same sense of humor . I thought that was pretty funny. Here's another one for you. Do you remember Buckwheat from "Our Gang" fame? He recently became a Muslim in his old age and took a Muslim name. He's now known as Kareem- of- wheat!
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    Priceless observations

    Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) <><> I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: -...
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    Take a two minute vacation

    When i saw this video, it reminded me about one of the biggest reasons I loved trucking. The travel. The USA is a beautiful country, and after all these years I still get excited to go on a "road trip". CitizenLink: O Beautiful
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    The clock

    You've never seen a clock like this one....take a look. http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf
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    Alabama love poem

    Susie Lee done fell in love she planned to marry Joe She was so happy 'bout it all She told her pappy so Pappy told her, Susie gal you'll have to find another I'd just as soon yor ma don't know but Joe is yor half brother Susie put aside her plans and planned to marry Will but...
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    Don't be fooled

    The man that sent this information is a computer tech. He spends a lot of time clearing the junk off computers for people and listens to complaints about speed. All forwards are not bad, just some. Be sure you read the very last paragraph. _________________________________________...
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    Historical roots, contemporary threat

    Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond's book: Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat Islam is not a religion, nor is it a cult. In its fullest form, it is a complete, total, 100% system of life. Islam has religious, legal, political, economic...
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    The Zen of sarcasm

    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it...
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    Demonstration of waterboarding

    What is waterboarding? Why all the hoopla? Here is how it's done and an explanation. You decide...torture?.. or not? Playboy Journo Bets He Can Endure 15 Seconds Of Waterboarding (VIDEO)
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    Sound advice from a sex therapist

    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for back door sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. 'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather...
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    The prostate exam

    A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you...
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    You think english is easy?

    1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in...
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    Drinks that reflect personality

    Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY...
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    Ten most corrupt politicians of 2009

    http://www.judicialwatch.org/news/2009/dec/judicial-watch-announces-list-washington-s-ten-most-wanted-corrupt-politicians-2009
  16. louixo

    This is way cool...San Francisco 1906

    This is well worth viewing and filmed 4 days before the '06 earthquake. You'll appreciate the research that it took to date this film so be sure to read this first..... Here's a neat opportunity to enjoy some time travel. The film is from a streetcar traveling down Market Street in San...
  17. louixo

    Repeat after me....

    PSALM 2009 Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger...
  18. louixo

    Who takes an instrument on the road?

    I take my harmonica. Easy to carry. Popular instrument. You control the volume. Fun to play.
  19. louixo

    Why we love children

    1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'...
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    The reality of taxes and tax cuts

    While you're watching the political commercials and listening to the politicians spin their web around unsuspecting and misinformed people...here's a "Reality" lesson in economics from: Common R Sense, Ph.D, Distinguished Professor of Economics, Top 1% earn 21% of all income; pay 37-1/2%...
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