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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on...

You think the CDL is tough, or the Hazmat? This is what 8th graders were expected to know.... in 1895... Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. If we had to take this test, today, could any of us have...

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store put...

So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas Ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation." The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The Water representative says...

How good of a shot are you? Versus Country Bag A Monster Buck Game

"The Proposal" When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers need to find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well. Wall street, and the media...

1) Any time you see an E-Mail that says forward this on to '10' of your friends, or sign this petition, or you'll get bad luck, good luck, or whatever, it almost always has an E-Mail tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and E-Mails of those folks you forward to. The host...

I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant...

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850? 158 years ago California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like it is today, except...

So what have we learned in two millennia? "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, Public Debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become...

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one...

This is one small hospital in Florida .........Unbelieveable! Actually it's INSANE ! PLEASE WATCH THIS SHORT VIDEO. EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS. IT AFFECTS EVERY ONE OF US!!! This is why you can't afford good health care... This should offend every U.S...

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently,you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain. The staff at the...

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is...

One of the most interesting sites I have ever seen. Just put your mouse on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up... Double click and the page gets larger...Then you can either read the pdf version or click through to the paper itself in the upper right corner...

It's all in the perspective... Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . . In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some...

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TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does! Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same Complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient...

Check out this camera. These shuold be in every high crime area, and everywhere where security is needed. AMAZING! Fullscreen Gigapan Viewer

Muslim quarterback... The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could...