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Swiss Army Knife? What would you use, the cork screw?

Ya got me there, but it's still brewed in the U.S.A. by hard working union members, right Fort Wagon?

LOL!!!!! A failed shock-jock that calls himself "Mancow" has declared waterboarding to be torture! C'mon people, what's left to argue about? Too hilarious...

As long as you've been on the road and you haven't learned to check first? How big was the bus you took to school?

What I've read is that it would put you on yearly physicals instead of every other year.

Excuse me, sir. Swill? This is the "King of Beers", the "Great American Lager" we're talking about. You can have whatever kind of fancy-schmancy beer you want, but a cold Bud longneck suits me just fine! Thank you for your time.

Sounds like a decent gig. Good luck!

They told me the choices were 32000 or 36000.

Being a weatherperson in Laredo has got to be one of the easiest jobs around. I'll be leaving Wichita today to go down to Tulsa for a pickup Tues. morning.

gj, didn't you make a dramatic announcement recently that you were done with EO? Ahh, credibility really doesn't matter anyway, does it?

I ran 75/75 on my van and always got 200k, or very close to it, out of a set.

One screen name only! No exceptions. What someone says behind a shield of anonimity has no credibility anyway.

Since when?

IRT mentioned the Miss USA pagent and isn't that a glaring example of everything that's wrong with how some are trying to achieve their goals. After the other hotties got questions that were about as controversial as what's your favorite color, that vile, repulsive, intolerant little Perez...

I agree, but some people seem to think that if they plug in and see that you're resetting it in the U.S. you'll be ticketed. I think the word "permanent" is used in the wording of the law, even though there's no such thing.

I don't see how Canadian law can dictate what you do in the lower 48. If they plug in and can see that you were limited when you crossed, that should be it. They way I understand it, the "permanent" thing means they don't want find a toggle switch or something that you could easily use to change...

He said "today is Sat." It was clear as can be. C'mon Greg, try and keep up.

We hope you've enjoyed this years EO Awards, brought to you by the revolutionary new web browser "What's That Supposed To Mean? 6.0". Are your efforts at being offended taking up more and more of your time? Is it becoming more difficult to take harmless statements and turn them into criticisms...

Please OVM, we are but simple Americans here. That kind of technical jargon hurts our heads.

We're trying to get Lawrence to the stage for his acceptance speech, but he's locked himself in his dressing room with his DVR. He's watching reruns of American Idol, Dancing With the Stars and America's Next Top Model and refuses to answer the door.